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your december sex horoscopes

art by: shelly dean

Hello to all signs on this wonderful Wednesday. Whether you are a stubborn Leo or a creative Pisces, I am here to give you the astrological low down on your love and sex life. Don’t blame me, blame the stars if you’re in a rough spot, and just remember it’s temporary! Now, let’s get hot and heavy with this week’s sexoscopes! 

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Finals are coming up, meaning sex and your love life may be low on your priorities list. Make sure to take a short break when you’re busy with work, school and other activities to put yourself and your relationship first. You can’t spend 12 hours of your day staring at a textbook or a screen. Snuggle up with your bae for an energy boost. In fact, sex can help with focus, so you might as well give this a shot if you can’t chug more coffee!

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Hey, Taurus! You know you’re a bit stubborn, but that’s not a bad thing most of the time. You just know what you want! Here is your cue to ask that person out who you’ve been waiting for all semester to do it first. Take your S.O. on a date instead of waiting for them to sweep you off your feet. Plan your own little road trip and spoil yourself for a day. Take charge and make love happen for you in whatever way feels right this week 

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

You may feel a little aimless with the way your love life is going. You may be perpetually single, tired of dry Tinder convos or maybe your long-term relationship feels stale. It’s okay, we all get stuck in romantic ruts. Instead of trying to force something new and great, take time for yourself and reflect on what you want and a goal you have for yourself by the end of the year. It’s important to prioritize yourself and care about your future first. This can give you the energy and drive to enhance your life, and in turn, enhance lives around you. Focus on you and everything will fall into place!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Something new and exciting is heading your way, even if it’s from a social distance. Your long-term relationship is about to get more intimate or a budding relationship is about to fully bloom. Take the reigns and plan some cute Christmas dates while you have this astrological momentum. Go for a drive to look at some holiday lights to get in the spirit and in the *mood* or set up a hot cocoa and Netflix Party movie night if you’re far apart. 

Leo (July 23 – Aug. 22)

Sorry to burst your bubble, but today is not for romantic stuff. Between school stuff, holiday stress, work commitments and existential dread, you’re booked and busy for the weekdays. However, you deserve a reward once the weekend comes, so party as you do best Leo. Have some festive cocktails and get in touch with your boo or with yourself. Order a cute onesie offline and watch Elf. Your work will probably overwhelm you once Monday hits again, so cherish the break alone or with your S.O. to recharge. 

Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22)

People are drawn to you and your calm vibes. In fact, you may be getting a few more compliments and DMs from people who are attracted to your style, smile and aura. If you’re looking for a new fling, this may be the way to go. See where these convos go. At the very least, you can laugh at them with your friends later. If you’re in a relationship, you will feel refreshed and blast back to your honeymoon phase. Capitalize on these feelings and just have wild, romantic, can’t-keep-my-hands-off-you sec. 

Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22)

You’ve been on an emotional rollercoaster all semester long and you don’t know if the ride is almost over. In good news, it looks like you’re about to be back on solid ground. You have a few more weeks of deadlines and commitments and then you can focus on being with your BF/GF. If you guys are long distance, phone sex is definitely the way to go. It’s been a busy and draining semester and you can make all the work worth it as soon as that last final is turned in. Enjoy your break, recharge and don’t get caught doing it in your parents basement or in your childhood bedroom this holiday season!

Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21)

You’ve been wanting to have a serious conversation for a while. Whether you are anticipating the next step in your relationship or trying to end a fling that lost its flame, you will feel empowered to share your thoughts. You have been thinking about this for a while and you definitely have figured out the words to say. If you’re stuck, try the “compliment sandwich method.” Say something kind, then ask the hard question or say what’s been weighing on you, then say something kind again. You are ready for this!

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21)

It is your season now, Sagittarius. Last month was super challenging for many reasons and you’re experiencing a bit of cabin fever, as are many people. To brighten your mood and your love life, grab your S.O. for a cute date to go sledding or hiking, depending on the weather. Being active together increases your libido. Do with that what you will! Wink, Wink!

Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19)

The stars say it’s time to settle right into your comfort zone. Let good things come to you this week. That cutie you’ve been crushing on may finally be ready to take things a step further. Your S.O. may have a cute gift or date planned for you soon, too. You’ve worked so hard to make sure everyone around you is comfy and feels great, so it’s time to allow yourself to accept joy from others and yourself now. 

Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)

You are feeling very spontaneous this week as a change of pace from your November vibes. Surprise your S.O. or FWB with a hot hookup session. The surprise makes it even hotter. And, the earlier in the day you do it, the more time you will have to do it all over again. Don’t hold back. It’s the season of giving!

Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 20)

As per usual, your creative juices are flowing. You’re seeing decorated Christmas trees, holiday displays, beautifully wrapped candy and even those animatorinc Santa’s that dance to “Jingle Bell Rock” and then turn around to show his little Saint Nick butt. Use this energy to do something romantic and DIY for your S.O. and if you’re single, do something cute and cheerful for and with your friends. Decorate a tree together with homemade ornaments, build a blanket fort, drunkenly make a gingerbread house or anything else! These small acts will strengthen your relationships and give you the warm, fuzzy feelings that’ll really make your season bright.

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